By Joshua Tyler
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Celebrities have been destroying their faces with plastic surgery for as long as Hollywood has existed, but it’s never been dumber and more unnecessary than it is now. This is the week Sydney Sweeney is being celebrated for her natural genes, and Pam Anderson is making a comeback in her 50s by, shockingly, just looking like a woman in her 50s who is aging naturally.
That current cultural direction makes it particularly bad timing for Wednesday star Jenna Ortega to show up on the red carpet looking like she hired a plastic surgeon to dump bleach on her face and take a chisel to her cheekbones. People were going to notice.
Accounts on X, who claim to be doctors, are accusing her of getting Buccal fat removal done. This cosmetic surgery reduces cheek fullness by extracting fat pads from the lower face.
However, it is entirely possible that she hasn’t used a hatchet on her head and that this new look is the temporary work of a highly talented makeup artist with a vendetta against her. We don’t know whether it’s actual bad plastic surgery or just fake bad plastic surgery, but you have to wonder what’s going on to make someone willingly walk out the front door looking this way.
That said, if this creepy look will work for anyone, it’ll be Jenna Ortega. While Sydney Sweeney has been building a career out of being a natural beauty, Ortega has been building her brand around playing the weirdest-looking member of the Addams family.
I’m not saying Jenna Ortega isn’t pretty; she is, emphasizing that it is just not the path her career has led her in. Instead, like Christina Ricci before her, thanks to the Addams Family association, she’s always going to be thought of as that weird girl. What better way to embrace it than by emphasizing it with freaky plastic surgery? Wednesday Addams would approve.
